I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. –author unknown
Happy Fucking Valentine’s Day. I’m not a big fan. I hate television induced romance. Tonight I’ll put on my sexiest black bra and black lace panties and by morning they had better be nothing but shreds worthy of the trash can. Why? Because I don’t like romance just because it’s February 14 but any reason for sex is good! I only hope I don’t pass out first from a sugar induced coma brought on by the obligatory box of chocolates! Let's talk again tomorrow I'll have more to say then.
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Mrs. Jones
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