Getting to Know You

I'm not gonna give you my famous pineapple upside down cake recipe or tell you how to get ink stains out of fabric. I'll leave that to the mommy blogs-there's a lot of them out there! I am not a desperate housewife. I don't cheat. I don't have murderous tendencies and we don't have a pool boy. But...if we did have a pool boy and I was a desperate housewife...well that's a post for another day!


When I was in sixth grade I remember sitting with a group of friends, both boys and girls and somebody told a joke. It was a sexual joke-something to do with a dog and peanut butter-nobody laughed. I remeber wanting to 'cause the image was funny, but since no one else did I held back. One of the girls commented on "How mature" we were since nobody laughed. What a weird memory! Do you have strange memories like that? I hope I'm not alone!


I guess what I want to tell you tonight is that we're gonna talk about some crazy stuff here and sex will probably be a hot topic. I don't want to talk about it all the time, that would be ridiculous. I want to forewarn you though; it might come up a bit (I've been accused of thinking like a guy on more than one occasion. ;D) I'm pretty sure I'm as mature as the next person, I mean I'm 30, I'm a devoted wife and mother. But we gotta get it all out there, this stuff doesn't get taken care of at PTA meetings and bake sales and I would venture to guess most of your bosses would frown on it being a topic at the staff meeting.


I'm waiting to see where this blog takes me us. Right now  I think we should start by stripping away the mom stuff, the wife stuff, the girlfriend stuff, the job stuff. Stop thinking about the dishes, laundry, homework, work-work, and "Where is that smell coming from?" Let's be women-wild and unabashed! Let's start with an adventure!


Where would you go?  Who would you take?  What would you do? I gotta go think about this for a while and check in with reality, too. So, check in tomorrow and we'll talk some more. You'll also find out about my adventure answer then!

x
Mrs. Jones



The world is full of people who will go their Whole lives and not actually Live one day-she did not intend on being on of them. -Leigh Standley