Hey There, Sugar!

Why is sugar not one of the main four food groups? Why can't I eat a box of donuts or Girlscout cookies without guilt or extra dimples (not the good kind)? Ugh.

I'm doing a liver detox. I'm drinking a detoxing/supplement shake twice a day and sticking to a strict diet for 10 days. (I think I can, I think I can...) Part of this detox is getting sugar out of your system. So...no cookies, donuts, cake, brownies, ice cream, Coca-cola, Seven-Up (for my Rum) or any other "treats". I can't sneak chocolate chips from the pantry, put sugar in my tea, eat honey on my biscuits, or call and ask my husband lover to bring me home a candy bar (Midnight Milky Way, yum). Plus, I can't have any alcohol-so no Rum. What's a girl to do? I'm on day 2, only eight and a half days left. (I think I can, I think I can...)

I didn't know sugar was such a big part of my life- I must've been in denial. I have a headache and I can't stop being bitchy. I'm having withdrawls. I should be locked up.